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Snark Juice is an East Coast band with roots in the wild NYC post-punk era of the 80's and 90's. Currently propelled by the Tony's thumping bass and harmonies, Steve's excellent drumming, and some idiot who looks like a bad accountant on singing and guitar. This is cutting edge gnarly music you don't want to miss!
Our origin is humble. Back in the day, we were known as Fred. With Ray on guitar, Bill on drums, and a thoroughly moronic singer/bassist/writer, we rocked CBGB, Maxell's, the Dirt Club, and more! Ah, the sweet days of youth!
Inevitably, the hard times came. Day jobs (ugh) Careers (really? for what purpose?) Grad school (we hope you're kidding) Marriage (in hindsight, not a good success rate) The music didn't die, but it was on life support for a while.
Fast-forward to this bizarre age. Who could have predicted this cr*p? Phones (mass addiction to glowing rectangles) Social media (attracts idiots like brown stuff attracts flies) AI (natural intelligence is bad enough, why this?) And we can't even begin to think about Washington. WE NEED MUSIC!
Fred to the rescue! Wait. We rebranded as Snark Juice, due to multiple bands operating as Fred (imposters!) But Snark Juice is a better name anyway.
Back in business! Same singer/writer (ditched the bass for a guitar) and brilliant new members. We have the old post-punk Fred classics, strange grunge, and new material whose category we haven't figured out yet. Come listen to us!
For inquiries, email snarkjuice@yahoo.com
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